Eat a Jar of St. Nicks Dicks 1lb

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a jar of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of St. Nick’s dicks! Thats right, folks 1 pound of phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker like youve just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore)
Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions

So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.